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COMPETITION TIME! on December 11, 2021

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#ChristmasCompetition

There is something hiding in my Christmas tree...

IT'S THE CHRISTMAS COMPETITION!

Inspired by a surprise gift from a handy fox! ☆

Please help me finish decorating my Christmas tree with all of you touks?

1) upload a picture to the competition page of the decoration you have chosen to represent yourself hiding in my tree

Optional:

2) add a link where I can buy it if possible please on eBay or Amazon

3) donate the money to touk for the purchase of the decoration

4) or buy the decoration yourself and post it to me

One random winner will be selected to win Christmas Lego decorations kindly donated by Cube ♡

Dimension: 1500 x 2000

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Brooders

Because Christmas is so last year in the lead up to Christmas this year we have a ton of Christmas themed prizes/presents to give a way so I will start earlier in the year so that you all get them in time for Christmas not afterwards!

February 26, 2022

Brooders

Pray I'm more organised and less busy next November/December...

February 26, 2022

FoxyHands

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