BunnyMeows
on Yesterday, 4:12 am
0 views
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE TOUKMAS Dec 24/2017
‘Twas the night before Christmas
And all through TOuk
Not a creature was stirring
Not even justinmwat151 :D
The stockings were hung
In the shoutbox with care (along with a plate of bacon... and a nice cold beer :D)
With the hopes that Broodyclaws
Soon would be there
Nellypuk and Boss were nestled
All snug in their race car beds
While visions of brooms and mops
Danced in their heads
And Big Phil in his tutu
And I in my pancake hat
Had just settled down
To watch 74-o-vision
When out on the lawn
There arose such a clatter
We thought FeliciaFancy
Might be trying to set fire to something
Away to the window
Phil flew like a flash
He opened the window
And then fell out of it... Silly Phillypants :D
The moo-n on the breast
Of the new fallen snow
Was perfect to make angels in...
So Kathy Fuchs, Rachael Langley, FeliciaFancy, Handsome Hank and I decided to do so :D
When what to our wondering
Eyes should appear
But 74hands, Pimpy and 168Sean168
With bacon carrots and holiday cheer
With alunited as their driver
Trying not to be sick... (from all the festive cheer - we know he was just pretending, tho ;))
On the presents being carried
By maggiesmob and Nick Niblick
Then rapidly I brought
The crayon box out
We all went inside
And drew art all about
“Now make sure you make
The place pretty and arty...
That may disguise the fact
We are having a party!
On the shoutbox floor
On the shoutbox walls
Now draw away, draw away,
Draw away all!”
Said Nellypuk loudly,
Directing us all
We were all clearly
Having a ball!
Then the door bell rang
And we all stopped in our tracks
But we had nothing to worry -
It was only Joe Black :D
He was with enthomsem, Cube and Chewy,
BadBrad, Peter(Neoclassic70) and Lolambra -
Who suggested that we
Should all dance the Lambada.
“No no!” said Boss,
“That dance isn’t right!
We should dance The Fancy
On this festive night!”
Then John O’Connell and debbie3142001
Entered with pizza
It was clear we were all
Going to have quite the feast-a!
theoriginalsteve and Matthew w arrived
Bringing some drinks
And Sam made an entrance -
And that made me think...
This party was lively...
But we needed more...
So I called shelfcleaner -
Oh, he knew what for :D
He brought what was needed,
Announced with a cough
“Here you are, Sue -
I brought Disco Golf!” :D
But still something wasn’t right...
Something was amiss-a
Then it dawned on me -
We were missing Alissa!
She brought us more snacks
To fill all our bellies
A big box of donuts -
Some of them topped with jellies!
We felt chubby and plump
Like drunken elves
When we looked at each other
We laughed at ourselves
Then the door flew open...
And we stood in awe!
She was finally here!
It was our Broodyclaws :D
She looked at her forum -
It was a huge mess
But it was Christmas Eve
So she did not stress
She handed out presents
To all of her friends
Something to satisfy
All of our yens (I got bacon carrots! Yay! *dances*)
We sprung to our feet
And we all danced around
And celebrated
This special place we had found
Then Broodyclaws said
With her voice oh so bright
“Merry Christmas to all!
And to all a good night!”
:D
Dimension: 365 x 273
File Size: 124.24 Kb
3 people like this.
Katbird
:D
BunnyMeows
Bumping so anyone who missed this can see it! If you aren’t in this, please know that you are still a very important part of TOuk - this was written in 2017 :)
BigPhil
Yaay! :D
Katbird
It reminds of a lot of Touks who used to come here. Hope they are all doing well. :)