The TOuk Songbook

“The Last Part of TOuk Pie... as sung by Phil’s perspective” :grinning: (June 2020) I met a girl, her name was Sue I asked her for some happy moos She booped my nose And bounced away... I went down...View More“The Last Part of TOuk Pie... as sung by Phil’s perspective” :grinning: (June 2020) I met a girl, her name was Sue I asked her for some happy moos She booped my nose And bounced away... I went down to TOuk’s coffee store Where I heard some moosic years before Oh but Nelly said the moosic Wouldn’t play... And in the shoutbox Hands - he dreamed Kathy sighed and Justin screamed But not a word was spoken The Grahamslater was broken... And the 3 TOuks I admire most Broody, Hank and Tim Allen’s ghost Well, Rachael whipped those three the most The day... the mooooooosic... died... Bye bye Miss Broody’s TOuk Pie Drove Felicia to the levee But she burned the thing dry And that good ole Al - he said “We’re doomed! I won’t lie!” Singing “This will be the day the game dies... This will be the day the game dies...” Yes I’m saying Bye bye Miss Broody’s TOuk Pie Drove Felicia to the levee But she burned the thing dry And that good ole Al - he said “We’re doomed! I won’t lie!!” Singing “This will be the day the game dies...”

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(Can Anybody Find Me) Somebody to Boop (June 2020) Each morning I get up I sigh a little Can barely stand on my paws Take a loooook in the shoutbox... I cry “Why won’t my crayons draw?” I spend all m...View More(Can Anybody Find Me) Somebody to Boop (June 2020) Each morning I get up I sigh a little Can barely stand on my paws Take a loooook in the shoutbox... I cry “Why won’t my crayons draw?” I spend all my life eating leafy greens I just can’t find no cookies... Oooooo somebunny oooooooo somebunny Can anybody find me... Somebunny to boooooop!

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Bunhemian Rhapsody (June 2020) Is this the TOuk life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in detention No escape from Rachael Langley Don’t check your eyes It’s better you just don’t seeeeeee... I’m ju...View MoreBunhemian Rhapsody (June 2020) Is this the TOuk life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in detention No escape from Rachael Langley Don’t check your eyes It’s better you just don’t seeeeeee... I’m just a bunny, I eat my leafy greens Because I’m easy come Easy go Boopy high Boopy low Anywhere your nose is Doesn’t really matter to meeeee To meeeeeeeee Broody I just booped a nose Put my paw against a face Booped it good To show its place Broody It was really fun But now that person Upped and ran away Brooooooody Oooooooooooooooooooooo Booping is such fun I sometimes think That everyone needs a boooooop.

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Hotel Toukifornia (Nov 2019) On a dark shoutbox highway Cool wind in my hair Warm smell of pancakes Rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance I saw a sparkly light My head grew heavy and...View MoreHotel Toukifornia (Nov 2019) On a dark shoutbox highway Cool wind in my hair Warm smell of pancakes Rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance I saw a sparkly light My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to stop for the night There she stood at the curtains I heard a bunny’s bell I was thinking to myself This could be heaven Oh that would be swell Then she lit up a candle And she showed me the way There were voices down the basement I thought a heard them saaaay Welcome to the Hotel Toukifornia Such a lovely place Broody’s happy place Plenty of room at the Hotel Toukifornia Any time of year We are all trapped here...

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Green River (For Spyder, Oct 2019) :grinning: Green river, wider than a mile I'm crossing you in style some day Oh, crayon maker, you heart breaker Wherever you're goin', I'm goin' your way Two dri...View MoreGreen River (For Spyder, Oct 2019) :grinning: Green river, wider than a mile I'm crossing you in style some day Oh, crayon maker, you heart breaker Wherever you're goin', I'm goin' your way Two drifters, off to see the shoutbox There's such a lot of shoutbox to see We're after the same cookie's end, waitin' 'round the bend My bacon loving friend, Green River, and meeeeeeee

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CLIMB CLIMB UP BROODY MOUNTAIN (June 2019) ♫ Climb, climb up Broody Mountain Heavenly breezes blow; Climb, climb up Broody Mountain Faces all aglow. Turn, turn from bees and boo boos, Look to Broody ...View MoreCLIMB CLIMB UP BROODY MOUNTAIN (June 2019) ♫ Climb, climb up Broody Mountain Heavenly breezes blow; Climb, climb up Broody Mountain Faces all aglow. Turn, turn from bees and boo boos, Look to Broody on high, Climb, climb up Broody Mountain You and I. :grinning: ♫ Climb, climb up Broody Mountain Heavenly breezes blow; Climb, climb up Broody Mountain Faces all aglow. Turn, turn from brooms and Nellys, Look to Bacon on high, Climb, climb up Broody Mountain You and I. :grinning: ♫ Climb, climb up Broody Mountain Heavenly breezes blow; Climb, climb up Broody Mountain Faces all aglow. Turn, turn from Justin’s rampage, Look to Broody on high, Climb, climb up Broody Mountain You and I. :grinning:

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Broodyloo (Oct 2019) Broodyloo! I’ve been defeated, you won the war! Broodyloo! Promise to love me forevermore! Broodyloo! Couldn’t escape if I wanted to! Broodyloo! Knowing my fate is to be with y...View MoreBroodyloo (Oct 2019) Broodyloo! I’ve been defeated, you won the war! Broodyloo! Promise to love me forevermore! Broodyloo! Couldn’t escape if I wanted to! Broodyloo! Knowing my fate is to be with you! Broobee Broobee Broobee oh! Broodyloo! Finally facing my Broodyloo!

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THE INCREDIBLE PHIL-MOO-MAN (March 2019) (Sing to the tune of the theme of The Incredible Spider-Man Cartoon) Phillypants Phillypants Does whatever a moo moo can Can he post on the web? Or start a ...View MoreTHE INCREDIBLE PHIL-MOO-MAN (March 2019) (Sing to the tune of the theme of The Incredible Spider-Man Cartoon) Phillypants Phillypants Does whatever a moo moo can Can he post on the web? Or start a silly thread? Hey man! There goes the Phil-moo-man!

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THE INCREDIBLE BOOP! (March 2019) (Sing to the tune of theme of The Incredible Hulk Cartoon) Dr. Bunny Pelted by TOuk-y rays Turned into The Boop Ain’t she so fluff-er-ay The Incredible Boop!

ANIMAL CRACKERS SEEN ON TOUK (Feb 2019) Animal crackers seen on TOuk Bunnies and Rhinos loop de loop! Gosh oh gee Brooders has fun Basement storing of everyone! On every page of TOuk I see Nelly and...View MoreANIMAL CRACKERS SEEN ON TOUK (Feb 2019) Animal crackers seen on TOuk Bunnies and Rhinos loop de loop! Gosh oh gee Brooders has fun Basement storing of everyone! On every page of TOuk I see Nelly and Snowball watching me! Rachael slaps them nice and good Those animal crackers seen on TOuk! When Al post birds we all like his posts And he always makes us smile LC Quacks and Phil goes moo And Felicia has such style! When Phil gets tired when it’s dark HH hides under his bed and barks And we all join her ‘cause we’re kooks Us animal crackers seen on TOuk! Animal crackers seen on TOuk Do funny things, you see They make me think the internet Is a little bit crazy! :grinning: For instance there is 74 He writes some real good prose And when Sue sees him on EA She is sure to Boop his nose! :grinning: If you aren’t mentioned in this song That’s because it’s only so long There is a lot of gobbledygook From animal crackers seen on TOuk!

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