Broodyclaws is Coming to Town!

BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN December 2017/second verse 2018/third verse 2019/fourth verse 2020/fifth verse 2021

♫ Oooo you better watch out! 

You better not cry! 

You better not pout... 

I’m telling you why! 

BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! 

:grinning:

She’s making a list - 

She’s checking it twice! 

We all know 74 

Is naughty not nice! 

BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN!

:grinning:

She sees me when I’m sleeping... in the shoutbox... 

She knows when Pimpy’s awake! 

She knows if Phil’s been bad or good! 

And if Boss is eating steak!

:grinning:

Soooo you better have bacon! 

You better have beer! 

You better be good 

Or else you should fear... 

BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! 

:grinning:

♫ Oooo you better watch out! 

You better not cry! 

You better not pout... 

I’m telling you why! 

BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! 

:grinning:

She’s making a list - 

She’s checking it twice! 

We all know Justin’s horn

Is sparkly and nice! 

BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! 

:grinning:

She sees Nellypuk sweeping... in the basement... 

She knows when Phil goes moo!

She knows when Snowball purrs innocently!

And when Rachael’s slapping you!

:grinning:

Soooo you better have pancakes! 

You better have beer! 

You better be good 

Or else you should fear... 

BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! 

:grinning:

♫ Oooo you better watch out! 

You better not cry! 

You better not pout... 

I’m telling you why! 

BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! 

:grinning:

She’s making a list - 

She’s checking it twice! 

We all know Al’s bird pics

Are splendid and nice! 

BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! 

:grinning:

She sees Felicia Fancy... setting things on  fire...

She knows when Spyder’s naughty!

She knows when the Grahamslater’s broken!

And when Kathy posts collage-ies!

:grinning:

Sooooo you better have marmite 

You better have beer 

You better be good

Or else you should fear...

BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN!

:grinning:

♫ Oooo you better watch out! 

You better not cry! 

You better not pout... 

I’m telling you why! 

BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! 

:grinning:

She’s making a list - 

She’s checking it twice! 

We all know Spyder’s webs

Are sticky and nice! 

BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! 

:grinning:

She sees when Castiel’s gaming... for hours and hours...

She knows when Sue boops noses!

She knows when Nelly posts cat pics!

And when Phil’s grossed out by toes-es! 

:grinning:

Sooooo you better have cookies!

You better have beer 

You better be good

Or else you should fear...

BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN!

:grinning:

2021 Verse

♫ Oooo you better watch out! 

You better not cry! 

You better not pout... 

I’m telling you why! 

BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! 

:grinning:

She’s making a list - 

She’s checking it twice! 

We all know Foxy

Writes hashtags so nice!

BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! 

:grinning:

She sees when Rachael’s whipping… basement dwellers…

She knows when cube3dex flies! 

She knows when Kathy drinks some wine! 

And when we’ve been telling lies! #blamebigphil

:grinning:

Bonus verse for 2021

She sees Felicia dancing ... The Fancy!...

And Toasty plotting crimes!

She hears Graham’s noisy tapbot tap! 

And knows all TOuk’s are sublime! 

:grinning:

Soooo you better have pizza! 

You better have beer! 

You better be good 

Or else you should fear... 

BROODYCLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! 

:grinning: